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My lyrics. Don’t steal

I beat you

I know it

but your ‘fans’

over throw it

lopsided this showbiz

in favour of who been

making pig sounds longer than

the ones who put in

real bars and make shit happen

I know I kicked your ass in

the last round old fashion

tore you up crashing

a jet in your ass bitch

but now I must come clash in like clash of the titans

i will not stop fighting

until you or I come to an end

I keep on writing

sticking knives in

like I’m knifing

i know I beat you twice now

bitch sit chyo ass down

I’m not jealous of a sad clown

I never mentioned twitter calm down

get on meds I really can tell

you’re straight delusional hands down

now this cock I’m gonna ram down your throat to make you damn drown

in semen like a damn clown

it really is a shame how

this busta made it up town

really makes me damn frown

sissy in a night gown

feet glued to the ground

I know I higher wow

the better artist these people can’t tell

coz when shit makes sense oh well

but nonsense hailes

and the real rappers fail

so the shit ones hailed

your career derailed

you just repeat me hell

and spit random yells

that don’t make sense but the beat tells

a better story then your damn mouth

so sit your ass down

while I level your house

with the words of true tell

witness a wannabe fell

he’s right here health well

but his breath smells and he can’t take loss ow how

I can tell

you have fell

off the shelf

my voice is loud

your shaking now

coz your a shroud

your breath stinks smells

I can take you out

like a hit on clouse

cocks make you aroused

your the fag in house

in gasoline I douse you and throw a match out to

immolate you my verse will rape

like a dinosaur fucks a dude unnaturally out of nature

I am a creat ure

nightmare featured

feared by the reaper

your a peeper

I’m a leeper

your a creamer

I’m a reamer

I broke your femer

my first words when I seen you

hey baby you wanna double team er

even though the votes will say you the Weiner

I know i am the Exceeder

of you

my verses take care like a curator

I’ll shred you like the fucking terminator

backwards driving like tow mater

keep hatin hater

you will never get the bigger picture

and I’m getting g tired of hearing you bicker

I’m a hard working man, son look at my fingers

you sound like the ringer

on helium sticking up a middle finger

you think with your dinger

your death sent it lingers

yo stink is ya fingers

wash up you filthy stinking wigger

now I pull the trigger

you deader than lincler

best think with your thinker

coz you are in danger

you are withi n range of

the bomb in my lyrics

you are quite Leary

your woman’s so hairy

found her names Larry

your already married

that must be quite scary

do I lose quite rarely

I know I win I just got carried

away with this merry

beat left you scaredy

then left on a fairy

up on some fruity loops

here’s some nonsense I’m dropping unicorn poop

now I’ll really have these niggas in a stoop

now that I have my little rap group

that’s what we would sound like if we sounded like you

I’m done your ass may now eat my shoe

I’m done now I see you’ve come unglued

i be destroyin you and you do not know what to do

so shut your mouth you know that you have lost dude

you filthy stinking duce

loose as a goose on some moose shit

I’m tires of you

nalgenebottle:

*goes to Coachella in a white linen suit like an antebellum lawyer, sweating profusely and dabbing at my forehead with a handkerchief* now, I’m no fancy scientist, but would you folk know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some acid? Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?

Boy that escalated quickly

naryrising:

masterwayfinders:

charlesoberonn:

the-porter-rockwell:

mojave-wasteland-official:

anotherjadedwriter:

anotherjadedwriter:

history fucked me up

oxford was built and operational as a college before the rise of the mayans and cleopatra lived in a time nearer to pizza hut’s invention than to the pyramids being built

I need a noncomprehensive history book that covers Known World History in time periods, like “in this century, all this shit was happening concurrently” and not just all spread out so I have to piece it together like some unpaid uneducated scholar

Mongols were fighting Samurai in Japan and Knights in Europe at the same time. 

Star Wars a New Hope came out the same year as the last execution in France by Guillotine. 

Abraham Lincoln and Edgar Allen Poe were friends in their early 20′s. 

When the Great Pyramids were being built there were areas that still had Woolly Mammoths roaming. 

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Harvard University didn’t teach calculus in its first few years after being established because calculus wasn’t invented yet.

Nintendo was founded two years after the Eiffel Tower was constructed

This is the book you want: The Timetables of History - going year by year (or in the earlier sections, at least century by century) and showing you what was going on in various parts of the world in several categories (e.g. Politics, Literature, Science, etc.)  Super useful for visualizing what events were happening at the same time.

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